Things you never hear adults say
Last night Garnet and i had our first conversation about Constipation.
She came out of the bathroom and said "Daddy, I pooped and it hurt my butt"
So i had to explain that the cough medicine that the doctor gave her can sometimes
make you constipated, needless to say i wasn't quite prepared for this conversation, but i did my best not to laugh. Until you have kids you just don't normally have these types of conversations with other people, well unless you're in a rock band. For some reason being in a band turns everyone into 12 year old boys, and you talk about poop alot. But even after being in bands my whole life i have never talked about poop as much as i do now that i have kids.
Next time i'm with a group of adults and i'm returning from the bathroom i have to try that
line on them and see what happens. "Hey guys, I just pooped and it hurt my butt"
Steven.
She came out of the bathroom and said "Daddy, I pooped and it hurt my butt"
So i had to explain that the cough medicine that the doctor gave her can sometimes
make you constipated, needless to say i wasn't quite prepared for this conversation, but i did my best not to laugh. Until you have kids you just don't normally have these types of conversations with other people, well unless you're in a rock band. For some reason being in a band turns everyone into 12 year old boys, and you talk about poop alot. But even after being in bands my whole life i have never talked about poop as much as i do now that i have kids.
Next time i'm with a group of adults and i'm returning from the bathroom i have to try that
line on them and see what happens. "Hey guys, I just pooped and it hurt my butt"
Steven.
posted by Gazapo @ 5:23 AM
1 Comments:
At 10:49 AM,
Squeakyrock said…
This of course makes me think of the awesome joke originated by Eric Steinberg - walk out of a bathroom (zipping up, wiping hands off, indicating that you have just finished doing something in the bathroom), and mutter to yourself, "Damn, that shit burns."
I also have to make fun of your grammer, Steve, needles to say, your spelling is not allways awesum.
If poop ceases to be funny, I'll know that I'm "old".
All Hail Poop!!!
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