Only Babies

The only time you see an adult passed out like that is at 2:00am at Durty Nellys. I've been pretty tired before in my life (especially since we had kids) but i can't remeber ever eating and then passing out at the table. It's amazing the postitions you can sleep in when your a year old.
When you get older it seems like everything has to be just right in able to fall alsleep. Before we had kids i was used to sleeping in total darkness,
and I would always complain about little shafts of light that would come through the curtains.
"I can't sleep, it's like a laser burning my eyes out" After having kids i'm so tired most of the time that all the lights, TV, Stereo's, the Jackass next door that likes to rev up his fucking muscle car in the middle of the night, dosen't matter, I'm out like a light. But with all that I still think it would be difficult to fall alsleep with my head resting against the corner of the table.
Steven.

Semantics

Last night Amy was torturing Garnet in some form or another, and at some point was blowing air in her face and saying "I'll blow on you"
Finally Garnet got upset and said "I don't want you to blow me!" As you can expect i promptly thrust my hand in the air and replied to Amy "I do! I do! me first!" Then of course Amy and I laughed our asses off while Garnet stood there puzzled. Garnet is very smart and understands alot, but thankfully we can still hide behind semantics.
Steven.

Who knew a Chicken could be so cute?