Hmmm...

Steven went to the store this morning and got a giant pink grapefruit. As he was cutting it up for the girls, Ysa said that it was her grapefruit so Steven replied, "Nobody owns the grapefruit, it's god's grapefruit." Ysa said, "No, it not, it mine!"

Then Steven and Garnet got into a discussion about where the grapefruit came from--Garnet said the grapefruit came from god; Steven said it grew on a tree.

Garnet: God made the tree.
Steven: I thought the tree grew in the ground.
Garnet: Well, the tree grows in the earth, and god made the earth. I'm religious, you know.
Steven: No, I didn't know.
Ysa (to Garnet, at the same time): Well, you a fart, then.

I guess Ysa's not religious.