Garnet's Short Story
So Garnet was just pretending to read Ysa and I a story; we were being her babies. This is the story she told us.
"The Story of Heart Dog"
There was a lady and she had a dog named Lady Heart.
The Lady bite the dog. The Dog bite the Lady.
The officer said, "Bad Lady!" and "Bad Dog!"
The Dog and the Lady looked at each other and laughed and bited each other.
The Dog and the Lady went to the police officer station and pooped on the floor and they went away laughing.
Four years old and already defying the man. I love it.
posted by Gazapo @ 3:45 PM
2 Comments:
At 9:43 AM,
Anonymous said…
I love that in the story the lady bites the dog first.
Although i think it's great and funny as hell, I wonder where is she getting this early defiance for the law? We don't bad talk the police, do we?
At 1:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
Harry and Scott are inspired:
S: I read Garnet’s story and laughed at my desk until I cried. “pooped on the floor and they went away laughing.” There is a certain poetry and wisdom in that, don’t you think?
H: a lot of the world's problems could be solved by pooping on something.
H
S: I will poop on something this week, God as my witness
H: poop on the jackson park, and we'll both be happy.
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